Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings
Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer.
It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me. Lisa: Oh, Dad -- Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you-- Lisa: Dad, you're babbling. Homer: See? You're still helping me.
Although Homer is an extremely flawed character, what redeems him is the fact that he will always try and do what he thinks is best for his family - usually his madcap schemes start because either he wants to give his kids a better life or a need arises that he can’t provide with the current status quo.
That is why I will always prefer him to characters like Peter Griffin, who is often just fucking cruel to his family and treats them with disdain
Fucking ugly sobbing
I forget the exact wording Joss used to describe Jayne but he was basically the guy who said what was on everybody’s minds. - Adam Baldwin
Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.
[TYPING IN CAPS SO PEOPLE WILL FUCKING NOTICE]
THE PERSON ABOVE ME DOESN’T REALISE THIS, BUT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE ON THIS SITE TO SAY THIS FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME. BODY POSITIVITY AND ACCEPTANCE IS EVERYWHERE FOR WOMEN, AND I APPLAUD AND ENCOURAGE IT. BUT THERE IS NONE FOR MEN. MEN HATE THEIR BODIES JUST AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE CAN. I HATE MY BODY AND IN THE PAST HAVE SCARED IT, ARMS, LEGS, WAIST AND STOMACH, PURELY IN AN EFFORT TO PUNISH MYSELF FOR BEING UGLY, UNDESIRABLE AND FOR NOT HAVING THE KIND OF BODY A WOMAN WOULD WANT… I EVEN STARVE MYSELF DURING VERY BAD BOUTS OF DEPRESSION FOR DAYS ON END BEFORE BINGEING AND THEN SELF HARMING AGAIN OUT OF SELF HATRED THAT MY BODY STILL ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH.
THIS DOESN’T JUST HAPPEN TO ME. THROUGH GROUP THERAPY I’VE LEARNT THAT A LOT OF MEN, GAY, STRAIGHT, BI AND TRANS HAVE DONE THE SAME THINGS AND HAVE EXPERIENCED THE SAME HATRED FOR THEIR OWN BODIES THAT I HAVE. BECAUSE OF THE MEDIA, BECAUSE OF THE ENDLESS REBLOGS OF THE ‘IDEAL MAN’ ON TUMBLR, BECAUSE THEY’VE GONE A LONG TIME WITHOUT ANY RECOGNITION OF THEIR BEAUTY AS A HUMAN BECAUSE THEY DO NOT FIT SOCIETIES IDEA OF ‘BEAUTIFUL AS A SEX OBJECT’.
BUT WHAT fuertecito SAID, “There is no wrong choice here.” I AM IN TEARS… IT DOESN’T MATTER TO THEM IF SOMEONE IS A BIT CHUBBY OR TOTALLY RIPPED. WHO CARES, IT’S CHRIS PRATT. HE’S A COOL MOTHER FUCKER…
I HOPE THIS WEBSITE, THIS FUCKING JUDGMENTAL AS HELL WEBSITE AND THIS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT WORLD GET’S THIS IDEA INTO ITS FUCKING SKULL. A MAN DOESN’T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE WHAT THE TELEVISIONS, FILMS AND MAGAZINES TELL YOU THEY SHOULD LOOK LIKE. PUT DOWN THAT FUCKING FAKE PLASTIC MAGAZINE AND LIFT UP YOUR HEAD. LISTEN TO ME SPEAK…
MAYBE IF YOU HEARD WHAT I HAD TO SAY YOU WOULD THINK I WAS UGLY.
ONE DAY I HOPE THE WORD UGLY WILL NEVER BE USED AGAIN.
What is Michael Cera?